| You Are a Strawberry Daiquiri |
 You're a fun, playful drinker who loves to party. You may get totally wasted, but you're always a happy drunk! |
yea. drown ur sorrows.
drink ur wae thru.
dance ur wae around.
cuz life's a bitch
u dunt juz fall down.
stand up.
luk whu's tokin*.
byte me.
i need a rest. i havnt slept e whole nyte.
kendarat was killin me.
n my friends r drivin me to ma grave.
i nid sum tym alone.
n ohw ya.
e person i call a wad? 'friend'?
thanks 4 betrayin me.
u saved me frm a lot of trouble.
thanks*
u noe wad?
fcuk u.
biggest loser!
i tink u sld lyk go to e gym
to lose sum of those dangling thingy
cuz u r growin tits!
n sum of those fats r blockin e arteries to ur brain!
asshole.
now! im goin to get sum sleep.